-If I were a month, I’d be November
-If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
-If I were a time of day, I’d be every single hour after
midnight, till 6 am
-If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
-If I were a sea animal, I’d be a shark
-If I were a direction, I’d be west
-If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a big soft bed
-If I were a historical figure, I’d be Ernesto Che Guevara
-If I were a liquid, I’d be blood
-If I were a gemstone, I’d be emerald
-If I were a tree, I’d be a Christmas tree
-If I were a tool, I’d be a pencil
-If I were a flower, I’d be a rose
-If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a rainy morning in London
-If I were a musical instrument, I’d be guitar
-If I were a color, I’d be red
-If I were an emotion, I’d be melancholy
-If I were a fruit, I’d be a cherry
-If I were a sound, I’d be a sigh
-If I were an element, I’d be air
-If I were a car, I’d be a 1956 Jaguar Roadster
-If I were a food, I’d be chocolate
-If I were a place, I’d be an attic in Paris
-If I were a material, I’d be wood
-If I were a taste, I’d be bittersweet
-If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of freshly rained pavement
-If I were an object, I’d be a book
-If I were a body part, I’d be the brain
-If I were a facial expression, I’d be a confused grimace
-If I were a song, I’d be Every me and every you by Placebo
-If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of All star
This is me.
What about you?